π§ Historical Correlations
From 9/11 to modern international escalations, we log and analyze coinciding spikes in pizza activity near the Pentagon. Pattern recognition, served hot.
- Sept 11, 2001: Delivery records confirm surge in late-night orders.
- June 12, 2025: Escalation involving Israel/Iran mirrored by a +42% spike.
π Pizza Surveillance Map
Click on any outlet to see delivery spikes, historical data, and proximity to the Pentagon.
π¨ Pizza Watch
Updated manually (for now). Stay tuned for pizza patterns that may preempt policy pivots.
π° Latest Geo Events
- June 10, 2025: Pentagon briefing on maritime strategy (source: DoD)
- June 12, 2025: Anonymous source reports increased black SUV traffic at entrance A5.
π Global Pizza Index
[Chart Placeholder] Daily average pizza traffic summed across surveillance zone. Big jumps often mean big decisions ahead.
π€ About This Project
What is the Pizza Index?
An independent OSINT (Open-Source Intelligence) initiative tracking behavioral patterns through local food delivery. No formal affiliation. All data sourced from public channels or estimated models. We do not track individuals β only slices.
βCorrelation is not causation β but correlation with mozzarella is worth a second look.β