Pizza Index

Tracking Pentagon Activity One Slice at a Time πŸ•πŸ”

🧠 Historical Correlations

From 9/11 to modern international escalations, we log and analyze coinciding spikes in pizza activity near the Pentagon. Pattern recognition, served hot.

πŸ“ Pizza Surveillance Map

Click on any outlet to see delivery spikes, historical data, and proximity to the Pentagon.

🚨 Pizza Watch

πŸ• Unusual spike at 9:30 PM today at Flippin’ Pizza (+55% above average).

Updated manually (for now). Stay tuned for pizza patterns that may preempt policy pivots.

πŸ“° Latest Geo Events

πŸ“ˆ Global Pizza Index

[Chart Placeholder] Daily average pizza traffic summed across surveillance zone. Big jumps often mean big decisions ahead.

πŸ‘€ About This Project

What is the Pizza Index?
An independent OSINT (Open-Source Intelligence) initiative tracking behavioral patterns through local food delivery. No formal affiliation. All data sourced from public channels or estimated models. We do not track individuals β€” only slices.

β€œCorrelation is not causation β€” but correlation with mozzarella is worth a second look.”